Are you a Christian looking for an alternative to traditional health insurance?
From 1 pastor father, extract 1 mountain girl. In a large mixing bowl, add:
• 6 children
• 1 nerd husband
• 1/4 cup dry, self deprecating humor
• 2 cups interest in the role of mothers
• Infinite amounts of Christ's mercy
Stir to combine. Bake at 451 until blonde and talkative.