Some links for your weekend amusement. But first, a picture of the noob:
Why do Nigerian spammers say they’re from Nigeria? Never thought about it before, but it turns out there’s a good reason they make the scam so obvious.
Wait a minute. I thought food stamps were the reason poor people are fat in this country, and that’s why we need to be more generous with the handouts.
Now I’m all confused. Maybe food bought with government money will make me smarter, prettier, and more popular, too!
Really awesome Mikarose modest clothing giveaway at InRandom. But don’t enter it. I want to win.
On the demise of the English language, even among the educated. Lacking any education worth mentioning myself, all I can say about that is BWAHAHAHAHA! Related, Ann Romney says “like” a lot. Like, all the, like, time. I, um, like her, anyway.
Sometimes a certain person in this house says she’s going to do something, and then, having stated as much, considers it done, gives herself a pat on the back, and forgets about it. What? You, too? Read this, and stop doing that.
And finally, Smockity wants to know if your kids are spoiled. Mine aren’t, but there are some ways in which they might be. I blame the grandparents.