One of my favorite pastimes is checking on my search engine traffic to see what brings people to this site. This being a homeschooling, homemaking blog, I get a lot of the obvious kinds of searches, but some of them are really too good not to share. Here are a few of my favorites in the last couple of weeks.
Is homeschooling wrong? Um. No. What moral sphere are you inhabiting? Murder is wrong. Homeschooling is educating your children…which is more than we can say about a lot of so-called schools.
Should I homeschool? Probably.
Faceboobs. This is a daily search term for me. I don’t know what it means, and I’m scared to Google it. This is not the blog post you’re looking for.
What does a hillbilly look like? I’m not kidding. I get this one two or three times a month! Obviously, Google thinks I’m a hillbilly. Fair enough. Here’s what I look like, no makeup and no baby bump:
Things homeschoolers should know about life. In a nutshell? Keep breathing. That’s always done the trick for me.
Can you homeschool when you and your child don’t always get along? Get along? You mean, like, you have equally hostile attitudes toward each other? Sounds like somebody needs to grow up. I won’t guess which party. Seriously, though, my kids and I have some personality clashes, but I am still Mom. Yes. You can do it. In fact, homeschooling could solve the problem entirely.
Which Duggar will rebel? What busybodies we are! That sounds like a question for Miss Cleo, not Google. You know what I find interesting? In an age when the culture expects that every single child will rebel as a teenager, people predict that the Duggars will have only one rebellious child out of twenty! Sounds like even the naysayers know the Duggars are doing a good job!
When your kids drive you nuts… Take a deep breath and be the grownup. You don’t get to go nuts. Just learn to like ‘em.
How to decide what kind of homeschooler you are. Try something. If it works, keep it. If it doesn’t, try something else. I love the easy ones!
I hate the Duggars. Then you need to turn off the television and get a life. Stop wasting your energy hating people who a) don’t know you exist and b) aren’t doing anything to you.
Reason the Duggars have so many children. Despite the fact that I have watched only three episodes of the Duggars’ show, I am apparently now an authority on the family because of a single post I wrote. I feel pretty safe saying that it is because they are having sex while she is ovulating. How hard was that?
Where did the Duggars get their bus? The bus store. Again, how am I the authority on the Duggars?
Interesting what people want to know, isn’t it?