October 2009

ADT Home Security

From 1 pastor father, extract 1 Southern girl. In a large mixing bowl, add:

• 4 children

• 1 nerd husband

• 1/4 cup dry, self deprecating humor

• 2 cups interest in the role of mothers

• Infinite amounts of Christ's mercy

Stir to combine, bake at 450 until blonde and talkative.

"The woman that feminists hate most."---The Other McCain

"Dumbass"--Some guy on Twitter

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